weepingdildo:

I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing

lubricates:

date me its for a school project 

daytimeblogger:

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

what a country

scaryzalfie:

adriennebuscus:

scaryzalfie:

I’m slightly concerned at how someone has managed to find Zoe and Alfies home off the internet….not creepy at all…..

It’s okay, it happens all the time.

It does happen all the time (which sucks) but it’s not okay…everybody deserves privacy and for…

aweepingangel:

i was never jealous of barbie’s body

i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend

Why do I always feel selfish when i’m sad?

This made me realize how truly awesome Dewey was.